WARNING EXTREME CONTENT

hello boys...

This particular blog is not for the squeamish. So if you are squeamish...prepare to squeam...

Every so so often one of you little wankers will message Me, saying that you would neuter yourselves for Me. LOL. Good puppies. you little sluts always beg for Me to watch this on cam but always when things are about to get good you experience technical difficulties and mysteriously vanish. So when a boy on collarme came to Me begging Me to watch him castrate himself, I didn't expect much.

Over a few days My schedule seemed to evade his and W/we never seemed to be online at the same time. I began to wonder if he was really serious. Then I finally caught him. He came online and opened cam for Me to observe. "I''ve seen it all a million times," I thought. he will never do it.

An eyebrow of Mine arched as he pulled out an exacto knife and held it up to his balls, and he looked at the camera and asked Me, "which one first Goddess?" I was then informed that he had alcohol and towels at the ready, and there was a hospital nearby. The plan was to make the cut and then heat the blade to cauterize the wound. Again, I waited for the disconnect.

To My shock, the boy made the cut. The balls didn't come off because the blade wasn't sharp enough, but he made the cut! I reeled in shock and surprise. he actually did it! Well not quite but he went farther than any of the other wankers who promised this.

The poor boy explained to Me, he felt like he was born the wrong gender, that he wants to be female and this was the path he chose to remedy that. he sought Me out, to guide him, and give him the courage to do it the right way. Perhaps if he is lucky, gets his shit together I may consider taking him under My wing. Maybe I'll help him do it right.

<3 Goddess Kali

New Full Service Toilet Bitch

Hello boys...

I was recently approached by a toilet slut. He begged and groveled, and payed tribute for the chance to be My toilet. I'm sure the toilet slut will soon be painfully aware of the age old maxim, "be careful what you wish for." Though he begged for the opportunity to be My full toilet he is nervous about it, so I have decided to work the worm into his proper place slowly.

I am starting off by making My new toilet learn to enjoy and savor the taste of urine. I am curious to see how far My toilet slut will go for Me. Once he has proven himself not only capable, but eager to swallow every drop of his urine I will push him farther still. By this point he should be slowly accepting his place, it will be time for him to step it up a notch. I will expect to he eats the toilet paper he uses.

Of course I will be sure he washes it all down with his piss. I have heard of another Domme who makes special all natural brownies that She feeds Her hungry slaves. Maybe I will have My toilet slut make himself a cake. LOL.

Be very careful what You wish for.

<3 Goddess Kali

Laptop issues and reverse teamviewer/teasing sub

Hello Boys......

I NEED a new Laptop! My laptop has been giving Me issues for the past week or two now, really longer than that but these are issues that are really affecting My work. It sucks and is very frustrating. The keypad isnt working right, so I cant right click etc etc.
Anyway, Im on yahoo! chatting and I find out that a sub I talk to is pretty computer savy, so I decide that hey, maybe he can help fix My issues, if its software not hardware related it is...

I decided to allow him to log onto My comp using teamviewer! LOL what trip! I teased and tormented him and it turned out a lot of fun! Crazy to see if from you boys, point of view it was crazy weird!
Anyway, turns out it was a hardware issue, so still need a new laptop...Heres what the boy said about the teamviewer fun...

Written By subby...

"After my walk home from class, i sat down at my computer and checked who, if anyone, was online. It was a pleasant surprise to find Goddess Kali on, so i sent Her a message saying hello and asking how Her day has been so far. W/we chatted for a while and a blur later i found myself in the delightfully uncomfortable position of being at the receiving end of Her teasing.

She giggled as She told me how adorable i would look tied down and forced to watch helplessly as she burned the last remnants of my male clothes, and then promising a new more feminine wardrobe.As i read this i had to wipe the sweat from my brow, i knew this was a Woman who could make good on Her threats. 

Despite my initial panic at the idea, the masochist locked away inside began to roar. The more Goddess Kali teased me,the more difficult it began to contain the little voice in my head saying that i should obey. By the time the time the topic of the conversation switched, She had me so wrapped around Her finger that if She said jump, i would have responded "how high?" Goddess Kali mentioned that Her computer was giving Her trouble and i all but begged to let me see what i could do to fix Her computer.

A long and frustrating time later, i came to the conclusion that Goddess Kali's computer had some sort of hardware malfunction that was beyond me to fix remotely. Frustrated with Dell's poor customer support and the way they blueball anyone who doesn't have a warranty code, Goddess Kali and i satisfied our frustration by exacting sweet revenge on a poorly drawn Dell representative in MS Paint, resulting in Goddess Kali shooting lasers from Her eyes (because she is that awesome). Needless to say, i am still riding that wave of subspace Goddess Kali put me in hours ago and i'm loving every second of it"

lol ha ha! Funny, Anyway, dig deep bitches, its time for Goddess Kali to get a new laptop!

<3 Goddess Kali 

Idiot slave and teamviewer fun

Hello boys......

Since joining collarme,com I have had request after request for teamviewer play. I recently had one with a guy who wanted to get drunk whilst I looked round his teamviewer.
He was in a hotel room and I told him to get some shot glasses, which they didnt have so he used cups. He filled them with Jim Bean and started drinking, as I looked around on his comp...

The pics are blurred cus they were taken via teamviewer LOL...I had fun making him write on his chest in pen, and take shots of whiskey and various other stuff. Now keep in mind he only paid $40 or so which is pitance, So I come up with a fun game involving his alcohol and $5 fines, he says hes poor and cant afford the fines, so I say OK fine, this is not fun without fines, or consequences so, a little bit of time goes past and I decided to log out and get an early nights sleep.
Next day I open an email from this asshole telling Me that what I did was fraudulant and he was reporting Me!! What an idiot! So I finally get in touch with him and he says he didnt think I humiliated him enough and so he reported Me...

SERIOUSLY?? For $40 he got 30 mins of My time or more, to take shots, write stuff on his chest and be My bitch, But hell If its humiliation he wants, here you go....A blog all about him...

So Bitch, or should I said, volleypc2000 on Yahoo! Messenger, heres your blog, here's you humiliation and screw you for being such a poor sport.

remember boys you get what you pay for.

Today I get an email from him calling Me a fraud! LOL what an idiot! Because he didn't get off, or get what he wanted he decided to be a bitch about things. Ah well! I even tried to talk to him, and he acts like a 0 year old and logs out, so here you are bitch boy...or should I say

YAHOO SCREEN NAME ....................VOLLEYPC2000..

So screw you, screw you for reporting Me. I refunded your money, I dont need to deal with people like you, I have plenty who love and adore Me.


<3 Goddess Kali

Signs from New bitches

Hello Boys...

As you know from My previous posts, I love it when you boys make Me signs. It shows that you have taken some time and made some effort for ME. If you decide to make Me one, make sure its done creatively! 

Theres only so many poorly done signs I can take!

Thats right I own this bitch....

Thats all for now. So get with it and make Me a sign!

<3 Goddess Kali

Follow Me on Twitter!

Hello Boys ....

For those of you who just cant wait for My blogs, you can now follow Me on twitter!

Goddess Kali ON Twitter


<3 Goddess Kali

My New kinkbomb- A MUST FOR FOOT FETISH

Hello Boys,,,,

I have recently opened a new kinkbomb store! Now you can buy clips of Me! For now I have some brand new foot fetish and crush fetish clips, Go check it out at Goddess Kali's Kinkbomb!

Ill be making ALL kinds of clips, various fetishes etc over time, special requests, for 1 week only are FREE as long as I can post them and use them to sell. Email Me at amberkalina@yahoo.co.uk

Below are a few pics taken from the new clips.....buy the full version NOW!

Flex, Point and Dangle

Very Berry Crush

High heels and can crush

<3 Goddess Kali

Happy new year- New pics

Hello Boys..

Yes I have been away from the computer for a while, I have been enjoying My holiday with friends and family. I got some wonderful gifts for xmas and I had the best new years eve ever. I went to a wonderful play party with some great Dommes and a few newbie subs and slaves. A good time was had by all, I got to use My violet wand, Needles etc. It was a private party so sadly no pics were allowed...

However I did take a few new ones for you to drool over.....

 Gorgeous and Glamorous 

 Sexy and Confident

 Perfection at its finest

You know you have been checking My blog over the holidays, waiting for the next installment, impatiently clicking back everyday. Well, here I am..I'm Back! I know you have been craving a session, dying to tribute, wanting to be a part of My world, So send Me a message. amberkalina on Yahoo IM.

<3 Goddess Kali

Trip to the Mall with sub

Hello boys

I met with My sub today and had a wonderful time shopping with him at the mall. I instructed him to meet Me at the coffee shop to begin. He was to withdraw money and place it into a red envelope and carry it around during our shopping endeavor, and use the cash to pay for things.

As I approached I could see he was clearly shaken and nervous. I laughed and asked him to hold out his hand to see just how nervous he was. His hand was shaking and he was unable to hold it steady.
I questioned him about the money, he said he did  not have the red envelope yet. I sent him off to find one, and told him Myself, and a friend would go upstairs and start shopping. I advised him he may txt Me once he had the envelope and I would allow him to come to the store I was in.

He txt Me and I told him I was trying on clothes and he may come to the store. At first I had him wait outside, his job was to simply wait, pay and carry bags. I decided to tease and taunt a little so I allowed him to wait by the dressing room and watch Me try on clothes. After I was done, and had selected a few items I handed him the clothes, and directed him to checkout. I told him I was going outside, and would sit and wait on the chair, whilst I had a drink.

We went to a shoe shop next, and lucky Me the boots were buy one get one half off! LOL of course I HAD to get 2 pairs...

 These are the boots I got

The shopping trip continued on, boy carried bags even though he was on crutches. he did a fairly good job. We visited several more stores, some he was allowed to walk round, others he waited then paid.We went to several clothes shops, Macys, The Disney store etc.  At the end of the day, when I had decided I was bored, and shopping was done, I took the red envelope and the remaining contents. I said goodbye, and let boy know he had done well, and that this had been a good first meeting, I also informed him, he was nearing the collar he so desperately wanted...... Over all it was a good trip.

(The shopping bags from the day)

(These are a few of the things I got, Shirts, boots, shorts, etc)

Here is what he said about the day.....

i met Goddess Kali for REAL!!!

Posted December 12, 2010 by (name removed)

The most amazing afternoon ever happened to me today! i was lucky enough to be granted a chance to meet the most perfect Goddess Kali at a local mall.  i was so excited but admit to being so very nervous and when She arrived looking so incredibly gorgeous i melted.  She had me hold out my hand while sitting at table talking to get started and She was amused that it was shaking and unsteady.  Goddess Kali knew She had me at that point i am sure.

i had pulled together what cash i could and Goddess Kali wanted it in a red envelope and so first thing i did while She decided where to go first was go get one.  Then i had to find Her in the store She was shopping in first.

i found Her and was directly told to wait outside the store.  That was a fun and interesting feeling just sitting outside the store waiting to be called on  Goddess was gracious enough to allow me to come stand outside dressing room and see what She was trying on and that is an amazing experience.  One just being near this perfection is humbling and makes me so weak and two, learning what She likes and doesn't like is very fun.  As She decided yes on the item She handed it to me to hold until i of course went to check out.

Now mind you i am still on crutches today but am getting along better but i tried my best to still carry bags until it got so bad that i was endangering myself and then Goddess had to carry some and i hated that as She should never have to do so.

Next we went to shoe store that had LOTS of boots (one of my bigger fetishes) and that was super exciting watching Goddess Kali pick out boots She liked and i actually got to offer input Of course Goddess is going to get what She wants but was great feeling being able to offer my opinion.  Goddess got these super hot ankle boots and a pair of boots with no heel which is different for Her.

i won't bore everyone with store by store details but it was super amazing experience.  i had never met a Domme in real life and believe me Goddess Kali is not a run of mill Domme by any means.  She puts You under a spell just by looking into Her incredibly beautiful eyes.  i was so afraid of disappointing Her that at one point She left me at a place and said to buy something and i got suckered into spending almost $500 at that place because i thought Goddess wanted these things.  When i was through and told Goddess, She ordered me to take it back as She really only wanted a little something for Her Mum from there.  i in a please Goddess Kali no matter stupor couldn't say no

Believe me making Goddess happy is a wonderful feeling and seeing Her in person just makes You want to be Hers SO bad.  i hope hope hope i am lucky enough to become one of Goddess Kali's owned boys at some point.  i have never craved for my submission to be so real and true as i do for this perfect Goddess.

Thank You Goddess Kali for an amazing experience.  i so did not deserve it and hope You are happy and pleased

So, I know your all on the edge of your seats, jealous and wetting yourself s, wishing this could have been you. Save up your money, and come to Houston, and maybe one day it could be!...

<3 Goddess Kali

My new boy's recent endevors & MALL SHOPPING

Hello boys...

So I'm sure you have read about, and are ALL insanely jealous of My new boy Under Consideration. He recently Bought Me a nice Tv. He has been learning more about Me each day, saying his little mantras and completing little tasks and assignments. Each day becoming more intoxicated and burried deeper in My world.

Right now his tasks are including voting daily for My website, bathroom restriction, advertising and selling a car for Me.....

Today he gets to meet Me!!! Wwe are going to the mall and going shopping...He's on crutches so he's going hobble behind Me, and just pay for My shopping. I'm taking My young school girl baby sitter with Me, We were just laughing about this on the phone.

This is what My boy says about today:
"I am very nervous and bit scared what power You will have over me but even more than that I feel a wonderful energy, That I am finally coming to place always meant to be"

Anyway, I'm off to go get ready, Ill update later.......

Goddess Kali <3