WARNING EXTREME CONTENT

hello boys...

This particular blog is not for the squeamish. So if you are squeamish...prepare to squeam...

Every so so often one of you little wankers will message Me, saying that you would neuter yourselves for Me. LOL. Good puppies. you little sluts always beg for Me to watch this on cam but always when things are about to get good you experience technical difficulties and mysteriously vanish. So when a boy on collarme came to Me begging Me to watch him castrate himself, I didn't expect much.

Over a few days My schedule seemed to evade his and W/we never seemed to be online at the same time. I began to wonder if he was really serious. Then I finally caught him. He came online and opened cam for Me to observe. "I''ve seen it all a million times," I thought. he will never do it.

An eyebrow of Mine arched as he pulled out an exacto knife and held it up to his balls, and he looked at the camera and asked Me, "which one first Goddess?" I was then informed that he had alcohol and towels at the ready, and there was a hospital nearby. The plan was to make the cut and then heat the blade to cauterize the wound. Again, I waited for the disconnect.

To My shock, the boy made the cut. The balls didn't come off because the blade wasn't sharp enough, but he made the cut! I reeled in shock and surprise. he actually did it! Well not quite but he went farther than any of the other wankers who promised this.

The poor boy explained to Me, he felt like he was born the wrong gender, that he wants to be female and this was the path he chose to remedy that. he sought Me out, to guide him, and give him the courage to do it the right way. Perhaps if he is lucky, gets his shit together I may consider taking him under My wing. Maybe I'll help him do it right.

<3 Goddess Kali

New Full Service Toilet Bitch

Hello boys...

I was recently approached by a toilet slut. He begged and groveled, and payed tribute for the chance to be My toilet. I'm sure the toilet slut will soon be painfully aware of the age old maxim, "be careful what you wish for." Though he begged for the opportunity to be My full toilet he is nervous about it, so I have decided to work the worm into his proper place slowly.

I am starting off by making My new toilet learn to enjoy and savor the taste of urine. I am curious to see how far My toilet slut will go for Me. Once he has proven himself not only capable, but eager to swallow every drop of his urine I will push him farther still. By this point he should be slowly accepting his place, it will be time for him to step it up a notch. I will expect to he eats the toilet paper he uses.

Of course I will be sure he washes it all down with his piss. I have heard of another Domme who makes special all natural brownies that She feeds Her hungry slaves. Maybe I will have My toilet slut make himself a cake. LOL.

Be very careful what You wish for.

<3 Goddess Kali

Laptop issues and reverse teamviewer/teasing sub

Hello Boys......

I NEED a new Laptop! My laptop has been giving Me issues for the past week or two now, really longer than that but these are issues that are really affecting My work. It sucks and is very frustrating. The keypad isnt working right, so I cant right click etc etc.
Anyway, Im on yahoo! chatting and I find out that a sub I talk to is pretty computer savy, so I decide that hey, maybe he can help fix My issues, if its software not hardware related it is...

I decided to allow him to log onto My comp using teamviewer! LOL what trip! I teased and tormented him and it turned out a lot of fun! Crazy to see if from you boys, point of view it was crazy weird!
Anyway, turns out it was a hardware issue, so still need a new laptop...Heres what the boy said about the teamviewer fun...

Written By subby...

"After my walk home from class, i sat down at my computer and checked who, if anyone, was online. It was a pleasant surprise to find Goddess Kali on, so i sent Her a message saying hello and asking how Her day has been so far. W/we chatted for a while and a blur later i found myself in the delightfully uncomfortable position of being at the receiving end of Her teasing.

She giggled as She told me how adorable i would look tied down and forced to watch helplessly as she burned the last remnants of my male clothes, and then promising a new more feminine wardrobe.As i read this i had to wipe the sweat from my brow, i knew this was a Woman who could make good on Her threats. 

Despite my initial panic at the idea, the masochist locked away inside began to roar. The more Goddess Kali teased me,the more difficult it began to contain the little voice in my head saying that i should obey. By the time the time the topic of the conversation switched, She had me so wrapped around Her finger that if She said jump, i would have responded "how high?" Goddess Kali mentioned that Her computer was giving Her trouble and i all but begged to let me see what i could do to fix Her computer.

A long and frustrating time later, i came to the conclusion that Goddess Kali's computer had some sort of hardware malfunction that was beyond me to fix remotely. Frustrated with Dell's poor customer support and the way they blueball anyone who doesn't have a warranty code, Goddess Kali and i satisfied our frustration by exacting sweet revenge on a poorly drawn Dell representative in MS Paint, resulting in Goddess Kali shooting lasers from Her eyes (because she is that awesome). Needless to say, i am still riding that wave of subspace Goddess Kali put me in hours ago and i'm loving every second of it"

lol ha ha! Funny, Anyway, dig deep bitches, its time for Goddess Kali to get a new laptop!

<3 Goddess Kali 

Idiot slave and teamviewer fun

Hello boys......

Since joining collarme,com I have had request after request for teamviewer play. I recently had one with a guy who wanted to get drunk whilst I looked round his teamviewer.
He was in a hotel room and I told him to get some shot glasses, which they didnt have so he used cups. He filled them with Jim Bean and started drinking, as I looked around on his comp...

The pics are blurred cus they were taken via teamviewer LOL...I had fun making him write on his chest in pen, and take shots of whiskey and various other stuff. Now keep in mind he only paid $40 or so which is pitance, So I come up with a fun game involving his alcohol and $5 fines, he says hes poor and cant afford the fines, so I say OK fine, this is not fun without fines, or consequences so, a little bit of time goes past and I decided to log out and get an early nights sleep.
Next day I open an email from this asshole telling Me that what I did was fraudulant and he was reporting Me!! What an idiot! So I finally get in touch with him and he says he didnt think I humiliated him enough and so he reported Me...

SERIOUSLY?? For $40 he got 30 mins of My time or more, to take shots, write stuff on his chest and be My bitch, But hell If its humiliation he wants, here you go....A blog all about him...

So Bitch, or should I said, volleypc2000 on Yahoo! Messenger, heres your blog, here's you humiliation and screw you for being such a poor sport.

remember boys you get what you pay for.

Today I get an email from him calling Me a fraud! LOL what an idiot! Because he didn't get off, or get what he wanted he decided to be a bitch about things. Ah well! I even tried to talk to him, and he acts like a 0 year old and logs out, so here you are bitch boy...or should I say

YAHOO SCREEN NAME ....................VOLLEYPC2000..

So screw you, screw you for reporting Me. I refunded your money, I dont need to deal with people like you, I have plenty who love and adore Me.


<3 Goddess Kali

Signs from New bitches

Hello Boys...

As you know from My previous posts, I love it when you boys make Me signs. It shows that you have taken some time and made some effort for ME. If you decide to make Me one, make sure its done creatively! 

Theres only so many poorly done signs I can take!

Thats right I own this bitch....

Thats all for now. So get with it and make Me a sign!

<3 Goddess Kali

Follow Me on Twitter!

Hello Boys ....

For those of you who just cant wait for My blogs, you can now follow Me on twitter!

Goddess Kali ON Twitter


<3 Goddess Kali

My New kinkbomb- A MUST FOR FOOT FETISH

Hello Boys,,,,

I have recently opened a new kinkbomb store! Now you can buy clips of Me! For now I have some brand new foot fetish and crush fetish clips, Go check it out at Goddess Kali's Kinkbomb!

Ill be making ALL kinds of clips, various fetishes etc over time, special requests, for 1 week only are FREE as long as I can post them and use them to sell. Email Me at amberkalina@yahoo.co.uk

Below are a few pics taken from the new clips.....buy the full version NOW!

Flex, Point and Dangle

Very Berry Crush

High heels and can crush

<3 Goddess Kali

Happy new year- New pics

Hello Boys..

Yes I have been away from the computer for a while, I have been enjoying My holiday with friends and family. I got some wonderful gifts for xmas and I had the best new years eve ever. I went to a wonderful play party with some great Dommes and a few newbie subs and slaves. A good time was had by all, I got to use My violet wand, Needles etc. It was a private party so sadly no pics were allowed...

However I did take a few new ones for you to drool over.....

 Gorgeous and Glamorous 

 Sexy and Confident

 Perfection at its finest

You know you have been checking My blog over the holidays, waiting for the next installment, impatiently clicking back everyday. Well, here I am..I'm Back! I know you have been craving a session, dying to tribute, wanting to be a part of My world, So send Me a message. amberkalina on Yahoo IM.

<3 Goddess Kali